It worked! Just by linking to this jerk Bill Napoli , the definition is now the first item that comes up on Google. I do try not to turn my blog too political– and believe me, it’s hard sometimes — er, I can occasionally have a big mouth — bet you’re not surprised — but this kind of horrible information affects us all. So, now that I’ve found my glasses and can stand to be at the desktop again, my blog will go back to writing, music, movies and whatever odd bit strikes my fancy. Of course, hopefully I’ll be able to double space again TOMORROW. In the meantime, here’s a glimpse of how my daughter amuses herself. I get her a camera and she tortures me.
Yes, my head is really that big.
Author: RindaElliott
Getting Frustrated Here
This is sad. I’ve written several fun, seriously mouthy blog posts about guilty pleasure movies, strong writing words and even a tiny little sort of political rant about scary men who shouldn’t get votes whether a person is pro life or pro choice. And hey, that’s YOUR choice.
But, his lack of compassion and his creepy description make me ill. Let me see if it’ll let me put a link in here. Read this Romance Novel Reviews – Smart Bitches: Bill Napoli is spelled A-S-S-H-A-T and then this Bill Napoli
But… I still can’t use my freaking “enter” key in here and double space. Need the spaces, man. Need them. And don’t you hate it when you happen to reread an old post and find spelling errors! Sorry, wandered a sec. So, I’ll be back when this thing isn’t giving me fits. Ugh. Should have seen what I did to my Write Snark store today. Crashed that baby and had to rebuild. Hm…. maybe it’s me.
Came back to add one more thing and I can double space! I’ll post a more interesting blog tomorrio. But until then, I made this image better– the fork doesn’t look so… so melted.

Odds and Ends
Playing catch up today. I’m trying hard to get my book done within the next two months. Preferably one month. In addition, today I have a lot to do.
An important entry to a writing contest got lost in the mail so I have to reprint and remail another copy today. Problem is, I’ve since reworked the book and added scenes so now my page count is all off. Stayed up half the night trying to fix it and still have to complete it today.
I really want to get this book into a lot more contests but I don’t like to enter them unless it’s a completed project now. Believe me, it’s better that way.
The kids have activities after school and there are a few that happen all at once so we get to choose. Fun. I have to rack two batches of wine which I think are smelling rather lovely– the hubby doesn’t feel the same way. The Pinot is processing strong… oh, it’s gonna be good.
Have too many other things on my list to share and besides they’re boring. (grin)
I did add some ultra snarky shirts to my Write Snark store at The Write Snark : CafePress.com.
You say character torture like it’s a bad thing… (This and another character torture shirt are dedicated to Christy– she knows why. (smooch) )
Did I say I wanted to hear your entire plot? (If I had a dollar for every time I’ve told someone I’m a writer and got this response…)
I write what I like. Got a problem with that? (Needs no explanation.)
Yes, I’m aware most of my snark goes into the shirt designs, but they’re fun. There are a few more designs including one that came from an idea from Sarah at Moments of Clarity . Of course, since I don’t have a great drawing software program and actually do my own stunts in Windows Paint or Corel’s Presentations, my stuff is cartoony. It’s hard to draw small detail with a mouse. But, for a cartoon, I don’t think it’s too bad. I do plan to purchase some great art software soon. I love to draw and this mouse drawing thing is fun, but I’m ready for more detail.
If only writer blocks were made of chocolate…
Of course any design can be found on different t-shirts, mugs and as above, mouse pads.
I do have some blogs coming up on writing, so stay tuned.
Sorry if I seem sad. I just learned that Dana Reeve died. Dana Reeve Remembered – iBerkshires.com – Home . My heart is with her son and family today.
What a Day! Feeling Snarky…
I’ve been in one heck of an off mood today. Couldn’t focus enough to write squat, couldn’t decide between the two activities we’d been invited to tonight and I’m sick of laundry so I just shut the door and pretended it wasn’t there. I love my house but keeping this puppy clean takes up too much time out of my writing days.
Told you I was feeling snarky.
My husband picked up on this frustration and took me out of the house for lunch.
We used to steal away to get onion burgers at this place in OKC. There are new owners now but I saw that a lot of the employees were the same, so I felt it would be okay. No, it wasn’t. This was the worst burger ever and the fries were dark brown and tasted just awful. I hate to say mean things about a restaurant because I’ve had friends who owned one and that’s a hard business, but this place was filthy. Then I saw an employee picking up lettuce around the condiment bar and putting. It. Back. We left without finishing.
Got home and once again, my son’s school called. There’s this tone you hear from them that makes you feel all squirmy– like they think you’re not a good parent. This time they called because he was tired. So tired he couldn’t stay awake in class.
I go to the school, go in the nurse’s office and with one look, knew he was ill. We got home and sure enough, he is. Poor baby is passed out cold in bed now. They brought up the fact he didn’t have a fever. No, he doesn’t, but his eyes have that “I don’t feel good” glazed look to them and his stomach is definitely messed up.
So now, both activities are out tonight. I need to be here with my baby. It was going to be either a Chianti wine tasting or checking out this band, Stock Market Crash, at the Conservatory. My daughter is going to be so bummed since she can actually go to the Conservatory. Some friends of ours love this band and invited us last night. I like their sound so far. CD Baby: THE STOCK MARKET CRASH: Geology
But, I’m not feeling so hot either now– which could explain the mood. Maybe it’s because the day started with weird dreams. I woke up crying and here’s why…
I dreamed my husband and I lived in this huge mansion surrounded by acres and acres of woods. We had a guest house with a big pond in between it and our house. For some reason, we’d hired two little old ladies to give afternoon tours of the guest house.
So, I’m having a writer’s party only I don’t know any of these writers and they are getting on my nerves. My husband sneaks me out of the house and we pack our bags to go to our guest house. Food for the trip and everything. Yeah. Okay.
So, as we’re going around the pond, it turns into this huge desert and now we can see other people crossing with proper camels and we, all the sudden, have this baby horse. But now our guest house is in Iraq and we didn’t pack water for the horse. She’s starting to stumble and fall and I’m panicking. We see this little convenience station right in the middle of the sand.
I run inside and there’s a man sitting on the floor and there are stacks of colored paper on a couple of shelves. I say we need water for the horse. My husband says no, she needs paper. We’re arguing and the man says, “If you soak the paper in water, the ink will choke the horse.”
My husband is nodding and I’m looking at them like they’ve lost their minds. I start yelling that we have to get to Iraq immediately and the horse needs water but it’s too late. The horse dies. I wake up crying.
I need one of those dream advisers for this one, eh?
And Now For Something Completely Different
Okay, I’m sure by now that I have made a few of you wary. Yeah, I make odd t-shirts. Yeah, I’m slightly obsessed with music. Yeah, I make my own freaking wine. And yes, I write anything from romance, to mainstream fiction to horror.
So why not just prove how weird I can be? (Believe me– aced the nerd test. So what if I watched every single episode of Star Trek The Next Generation? Okay, more than once? And yes, my good friend Christy and I get together for entire days of ” Anime Theater” Have you watched Saiyuki??)
I’m a Monty Python Fan. Seriously. My dad used to sneak me out of my room on Saturday nights to watch Benny Hill and MP. He had to sneak because my mother did not think the shows appropriate for a kid. Well, they weren’t, but my dad found my amusment entertaining and he hated laughing alone. Besides, someone had to help him eat those bags of Reese’s and Snickers.
I was mature for my age but to this day, I still find British humor a good fit for my sillier palate. And though it pains me to admit, every now and then that Benny Hill ditty will crawl into my head and bop around a bit. Sad, aint it?
But the love of MP grew with me and eventually included my brother and sisters as well. My poor, poor mother put up with year upon year of Holy Grail movie nights and to this day, we proudly wear black knight t-shirts, order shrubberies and look for newt morphing spells.
Good times.
There are a lot of movies I will rewatch if I happen along them. Interesting enough, I don’t usually enjoy violent films. I like psychological horror over “kill all the stupid teenager movies.” I love good dramas like The Shipping News, but then I also get a kick out of Eight Heads in a Duffel Bag and I laughed myself silly in Bad Boys 2. “Do you ever rub your leather?”
Suppose it’s the moment or the mood.
There are violent movies that suck me in every time and they’re usually by Quentin Tarantino. I know! I know! Doesn’t fit with my “love everyone personality” but we all have dark sides. (grin)
One is Kill Bill Volume 1. I have to admit, I haven’t watched Kill Bill 2 yet because damn, I don’t want it to be over. Vol. 1 is the oddest, most stylistic entertaining film! Doesn’t matter what scene I hit, I get sucked in for the duration. I love the main character, “the bride” played by Uma Thruman– ex moniker Black Mamba. Uma rocks now.
Okay. People complain about the violence. Yeah, it’s bad. Disgusting, over the top bad — sometimes outright sadistic and gut twisting bad. To me, it’s so tongue-in-cheek it adds a distinct flavor, a sort of in-your-face homage to old, good anime movies or the Kung Fu theater shows I snuck out of my room to watch. It’s supposed to be over-the-top. That Quentin has dark humor down.
My husband hadn’t seen the movie and the other night, he came in on the gory anime sequence in the middle. Frankly, I’m surprised he stayed. If I hadn’t seen the beginning, seen our vengeful heroine’s fight to come back from utter hell, I might not have stayed either. But this scene sets up my other favorite character in the movie so nicely, I ignored the ick factor. And the gore gets worse, culminating in one mad, frenzied and yes, again ‘tongue-in-cheek yet strangely funny with its Happy Days style music in the background” scene that boggles the mind. Orchestrating that scene alone… wow.
I love, love love the intelligent dialogue and the mood. It’s a clevor movie. It’s not one where you have to think, you don’t cry (I’m a movie bawler– I’m talking the whole tissue box kind.) and it’s not difficult to follow the theme. Revenge, plain and simple. But if you pay attention, there are real hilarious gems in there. Notice Uma on the plane? heh heh
And since you know I’m audibly inclined, ah… the music. I can’t believe I don’t yet own this soundtrack. That scene in Okinawa. The symbolism, the return to every Japanese fighting movie I ever watched on late night TV and the incredibly melodramatic yet poignant spaghetti western music. Gets me. The cool rock numbers, the campy and wildly entertaining female muscians playing music that would easily be at home in some sixties beach scene. Then you get that piece with exciting crescenedos that showcase the utter stillness of the ultimate fight scene between “the bride” and O-Ren Ishii. What is the name of that piece?
So, if you can bring yourself to see the violence as a part of the style, let yourself get beyond it to the meat of the whole entertaining package, you’ll have yourself a rollicking good time.
Wow. I need to find myself a “I have vermin to kill” t-shirt.
It’s Still the Snark!
I changed up the color scheme and a few other things to hopefully make The Write Snark easier for some people to read. It’s still me! Today, I’m just going to share some Christmas party pictures from the Oklahoma Romance Writer’s annual gathering. This year it was at my house. Pictures by Sara Moments of Clarity.
None of these women can take a bad picture. From the left, Gena Showalter, Jill Monroe , Merline Lovelace and Jo Smith– Fighter Chick.
The Fabulous OKRWA Book Cake by Sara Moments of Clarity
Quite a few of us!
Georgina Gentry who didn’t think anyone would steal from her. She was wrong. (grin)
The two on the left were the worst. And by their laughter, you can tell they enjoyed every sneaky minute in our Dirty Santa game. Betty Sanders , Amanda McCabe and Betty’s daughter, Jenn.
Yeah, that’s me stealing from a very good friend of mine who had tried to work on our sympathy to keep her book. I certainly didn’t want her to feel left out.
There are more rooms in the house, but we always have to squeeze into one. If I do this again, I’m going to push the furniture out a bit more– but it worked this time. The hubby and I recently remodeled this room and made it cozy– seemed the best choice.
Whatever Dana Diary of an aspiring romance writer was doing in this picture must have been funny. She was probably stealing like the rest of us.
All the pictures show us laughing and enjoying each other’s company. It’s good to be around people who “get” what you’re about. Being around writers always gives me that little extra push, that boost of confidence and the feeling of camaraderie in this group is priceless. They are priceless.
Wine and a Couple of Recipes
I love lazy weekends in front of my fireplace with a glass of wine and a book… or my laptop. I like coffee just as much, but we’ll talk about wine today.
This morning, I started two batches. Pinot Noir and a Riesling. I have one bottle of my last perfectly aged Pinot that I’m taking to a friend’s this weekend. I really should have started this one several months ago, but ah well.
I make wine from kits. I have friends who make it from scratch and some of them are so wonderful you can’t believe they didn’t come from a hundred- year- old winery, but it’s just as easy to have one flop this way. I do plan to venture into wine from scratch, maybe this summer, but and oh, this is sad, I worry that it’ll take up too much writing time. We writers do everything around our precious writing time.
Today, I’ll talk about the kits and share a couple of my favorite recipes with wine.
Pinot is an elegant wine. I like its velvety, smooth texture. There are different wine kits that offer Pinot wines — some that offer the taste of cherry, oak or spice. This one from Vintners Reserve winexpert has come out perfectly every time so I’ve stuck with it. I do plan to try their more expensive versions soon, but I need to stock up my favorite cooking wine. Don’t get me wrong, this is no run of the mill cooking wine– it’s better to cook with wine you would drink — this one is incredibly good after a few months of aging.
I originally started making wine because my tastes ran very sweet at the time and I fell in love with a neighbor’s Island Mist Green Apple Riesling. I still make that one today. It’s more of a dessert wine or a wine-based drink. It can be added to liquors to make a fun, tasty dessert treat. I’m bottling some Green Apple Riesling tonight– have the bottles getting ready now. (I know I was supposed to do it last week, but when bottling, it’s imperative to have a good clamp to stop the flow through the tube and mine broke. The place I buy supplies was out of clamps, so my wonderful and clevor hubby came up with something new yesterday. We’ll see how it works tonight. )
I stayed with making wine for many reasons. One is I love to cook with it. Not the Green Apple or my Peach, Apricot Chardonnay (haven’t figure out what this sweet wine would do in high temperatures– but I’m curious about using them with pork), but I do cook with good strong reds and dry whites.
An easy sure fire way to cook a roast is to rub it with garlic, pepper and salt, maybe onion powder, then sear it in olive oil on a high temperature. I sear every side and use a tall stew pot with a lid to keep the splattering down. Sometimes, I chop fresh garlic and let it sear a bit toward the end. I then place the roast (and garlic) in a crock pot, mix red wine with some water and an envelope of Lipton’s Beefy Onion soup. I cover the roast, so I use a lot of wine. Let that baby cook all day on low and it falls apart when you lift it from the crock. Makes a terrific gravy, too. (Yes, the wine makes it good, but searing is the secret!)
So, since I cook with a lot of wine, it can get expensive — especially when you like to cook with good wine. Cooking with ready made “cooking wine” can be okay… if you must, but watch the salt! Great tasting wine can make all the difference.
With making my own, I can average a little over two dollars a bottle and the quality of the wine tastes as good as anything I’ve spent way more on. Now, I’ve been doing this for years and have accumulated a lot of supplies and bottles– it’s a little more expensive in the beginning. Making wine is more about the labor than anything and even then, I don’t see this as difficult. The bottling is where you spend your time, but if you have an excellent corker, no biggie.
I’m a fan of Rieslings. It’s a cool white that is easy to drink, refreshing, always popular with dinner guests and it comes in so many varieties. My sisters and I held our own little wine tasting Saturday night and we fell in love with two of them. Okay, one we buy all the time– Relax Riesling. It’s German, tasty and inexpensive — anywhere from ten dollars a bottle to 15. You can’t miss it either. Beautiful blue bottle with Relax in silver down the side. Some rieslings come sweet, some dry. You can get spicier versions with citrus, apple or peach flavors. I’ll have to go find the bottle from the other Riesling we loved.
Another good recipe I’ll share is easy and so good! I call it Pan Steaks with Wine and Rosemary. This works with any cut, btw, but I usually use club steak since we buy grain fed beef and have a lot of these easy little tender steaks. Again, rub them with your favorite spices and sear them in hot oil. This time, turn the temperature down and cook the steaks to how you like them. Take them out and keep covered so they’ll stay warm. Chop garlic (2 or 3 cloves) and saute it in the juices from the steak. (If you’re an onion fan like me, chop fine and saute some with it) You may have to use a little more olive oil, but don’t clean that pan first! The sauce breaks up what the steaks left and makes it wonderful. Add a dry white or Marsala wine mixed with chicken broth (I’ve also used beef broth and red wine or beef broth and white for something different) to the garlic and let it boil until it reduces down to half. Then oh, best part, add butter and crushed rosemary. I usually serve this sauce in a gravy boat for my family to pour over the steaks. Some like to have a small bowl to the side for dipping. I suppose I could give you measurements, but I do it differently every single time. (grin)
If you want a good basic recipe of this, I found a version on All Recipes – complete resource for recipes, cooking tips and food (think it was called Pan Fried Steaks with Marsala and they used rib eyes). All Recipes is an excellent site because of the review section. People make the recipes, tweak them and discuss. My version is a bit different because I use more than salt and pepper to flavor the steaks. I’ve even used Montreal Steak seasoning as a rub. (Montreal Steak seasoning should be added to all marinades… (grin) ) I also more than double the amount of liquids and let it reduce longer for flavor. It works well with Marsala, Chardonnay or Merlot. I cook with Merlot quite a bit.
Let me know if you like hearing about recipes with wine and I’ll keep sharing ones I’ve tried that turned out well. Like my Wine and Cheese Bisque. Oh man, this one is good.
BTW, if you’re interested in making your own wine and you live in or near OKC, go here The Brew Shop Chuck will set you up and even offer tips and advice. If you don’t live nearby , I’ve also successfully bought supplies from http://www.grapeandgranary.com/ though Chuck will ship. I know people in Texas who buy from him. I also have all my friends and family save their wine bottles for me but when I’ve needed more or wanted a lot of one style, I’ve actually found great deals on Ebay. I bought some last year on Ebay when I made wine for a friend’s wedding.
No Patience Today.
Once a freaking ‘gain there are formatting issues. I have a great piece planned for today, but I’m not in the mood to have it come out in a big, messy jumble. Writers are funny about things like that. We have paragraph breaks for a REASON. I’ll save the cool article on losing yourself in the writing and strong image words for later when this darned thing is working again.
Feature Artist– Laura Givens
Here is my Clyde.
Surreal Magazine , Issue #4
I won’t tell you about the creepy-eyed things behind him because they’re important to the story. Can you see why I’m thrilled Laura Givens designed the art for Retribution?

She has quite a bit of her work including this image (Infiltrator) on her site- Laura Givens: Gallery One . She also designs book covers in addition to her gallery and illustration work. Since you all know how I love Cafe Press, I’m sharing her store as well. Laura Givens: funny, rude, outrageous fantasy art. : CafePress.com
A good friend of mine, Lyn Cash Lyn’s Licks & Laughs, described Retribution as a “chilling depiction of what happens when an emotionally dead hit man suddenly has his day of reckoning.” She’s been tooting the magazine on different lists. Thanks so much, Lyn!
My editor posted on their forums that in his editorial opinion, Retribution is one of the best stories they’ve printed. For someone who has been writing more years than she cares to admit, all this flattery is sincerely welcome. (grin)
Check out Laura Given’s work and have a great weekend!
Odds and Ends
Got my copy of Surreal Magazine in yesterday and have to say I’m very pleased with the art. I’ve asked permission to showcase this artist’s work here and will hopefully hear back soon. Also had some fantastic feedback and quite a compliment from my editor Mike Miller. So, it has been a good day. 🙂
Also got tired of this nightmare of an office. I couldn’t find research notes I’d printed. Just. Last. Week. Time to clean. I thought it would take me little time, leaving the afternoon free. But no– this was an all-dayer. So, I have to put in some time tonight.
I’m working on two pieces of short fiction and a novel. Once I get the hang of the progress bar to the right, it will get updated more often.
So, since I have much to do, I’m going to share some of my favorite plotting sites for Rachel at Rachel Writes who just sold a three book deal to Luna! Congrats Rachel!!!
I always find it interesting to learn of other author’s plotting patterns. In the end, I came up with my own sort of jumbled process, but sometimes, in studying, something will give you that little extra nudge you need.
The first one is my favorite– it was the proverbial light bulb for me. Plotting with The Odyssey. So, take a ride with Odysseus and learn a little about a character’s journey!
Article of The Month — called Plotting Without Fears by Alicia Rasley
Also by Alicia Rasley — Top Ten Plotting Problems
http://www.sff.net/people/alicia/10prob.htm
Lisa Gardner’s Plotting the Novel
Fiction Factor – Plotting Your Novel
Beyond the Basics: Creating the Professional Plot Outline
— this is a good one, too!
Today’s Mix:
Garden State soundtrack
This is one fantastic CD. Can’t believe I haven’t mentioned it here before. Probably because it pretty much stays in my car. Just look at this line up!
1. Don’t Panic – Coldplay
2. Caring Is Creepy – The Shins
3. In The Waiting Line – Zero 7
4. New Slang – The Shins
5. I Just Don’t Think I’ll Ever Get Over You – Colin Hay
6. Blue Eyes – Cary Brothers
7. Fair – Remy Zero
8. One Of These Things First – Nick Drake
9. Lebanese Blonde – Thievery Corporation
10. The Only Living Boy In New York – Simon & Garfunkel
11. Such Great Heights – Iron and Wine
12. Let Go – Frou Frou
13. Winding Road – Bonnie Somerville
I already owned CDs by Zero 7, Nick Drake, Thievery Corporation, Frou Frou and Coldplay, so I knew I’d like this mix. Right this minute I’m listening to Colin Hay– good, good music. And because I like Lebanese Blonde so much, I also put in
The Mirror Conspiracy by Thievery Corporation
This is mostly down tempo, nice music with a groove.
For something a little different today, I added
A Part of Something by Drumattica
This CD grows on you. In fact, there are better, bolder and longer clips here CD Baby: DRUMATTICA: A Part of Something CD Baby is an excellent place to buy music. They will even pop in a free CD with your order. It might be with two or more — not sure. Here’s the description off CD Baby
“Drumattica combines elements of trance and 80’s genre New Wave with tribal drums and pop hooks. Picture Peter Gabriels Last Temptation of Christ with the Chemical Brothers meets The Doors and you’ve got the idea.”
Oh man, now I gotta find my Peter Gabriel CDs. Only… they’re albums. Anyone remember So? Loved Mercy Street. To this day, when I hear In Your Eyes I see this image…
